As if Portland is a real place. How is that even possible? Everything is so pretty, even on grey days, and everyone is so nice! I told a Portlander (Portlandite; someone who lives in Portland) that I hated Portland just to see if I could get into a fight! Nope! Not a chance! This poor Portlander took a few steps back and gaped wide eyed in disbelief until I told him that I was just kidding!!! Poor guy. He didn't know what to do.
Oh and Dan; you should have asked. I might have said yes.
